Lyrics:

Once eric said "come gather 'round
I'll tell a tale that is sure to astound"

un-somnambulist that's awake see, he don't sleep talkin' takin' no break walkin'
but you don't believe oo-ooh
no you don't believe no, you don't believe

As to his fame, he has two claims
he is a don and as well a captain

un-somnambulist he was awake see for eighty-five weeks with no sleep it's crazy maybe
but you don't believe oo-ooh
no you don't believe no, you don't believe

They called him freak and he lost all his friends
could only speak to the boys in the band

un-somnambulist you stay awake and see what happens eighty-five weeks with no nappin'
but you don't believe oo-ooh
no you don't believe no, you don't believe

Please will you listen to what then did occur?
the world to him was all covered in fur

un-somnambulist let me explain see the fur changed to wood grain everything can you believe it?
but you don't believe oo-ooh
no you don't believe no, you don't believe