Lyrics:

How many beer bottle caps fill a cowboy hat
I don't know, but I'm gonna find out
How many miles of sand to walk my flip-flops flat
I don't know, but I'm gonna find out
How many tiny drink umbrellas can you hold between your toes
Tomorrow you can tell 'em
You know someone who knows

It's my time
Oh, it's what I love
Well, it ain't my job
But I wish it was

It ain't no crime
Doin' what you love to do
Hey, it's my time
I can waste it if I want to

How long does it take to spoon feed a beer
I don't know, but I'm gonna find out
To make your sexy little tan lines disappear
I don't know, but I'm gonna find out
How many jaunts in the ocean
And rub-it-back-ons
Are in a 32 oz. bottle'a Coppertone

It's my time
Oh, it's what I love
Well, it ain't my job
But I wish it was

It ain't no crime
Doin' what you love to do
Hey, it's my time
I can waste it if I want to

Well, when Monday mornin' comes
How can I go back to work
I don't know, but I have to find out
How many Tylenols for my head not to hurt
I don't know, but I have to find out
Baby, how long can we hold one kiss with just one breath
I mean somethin' like this, whew

It's my time
Oh, it's what I love
Well, it ain't my job
But I wish it was

It ain't no crime
Doin' what you love to do
Hey, it's my time
I can waste it if I want to