Lyrics:

She's liquored up and lacquered down
She's got the biggest hair in town
She's liquored up and lacquered down
Me and my baby gonna make the rounds

Pop the top at six o'clock
Spray the sides, the back, and the top
A cigarette hangs from her red lip
Teasin' hair in an old green slip

She pours herself a drink of gin
She likes the booze because it keeps her thin
She could have been a beauty queen
But she stayed home to raise a family

She's liquored up and lacquered down
She's got the biggest hair in town
She's liquored up and lacquered down
Me and my baby gonna paint the town

When we walk into a bar
People think she's a movie star
Women smirk but the men just stare
Yeah, that's my baby with the big-top hair

She's liquored up and lacquered down
She's got the biggest hair in town
She's liquored up and lacquered down
Me and my baby gonna make the rounds
(Repeat)

Me and my baby gonna paint the town
Me and my baby gonna make the rounds