Lyrics:

'Yes, Brad?'
'I've got something to say...'
'Uh-huh?'
'I really love the skillful way... you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet'
'Oh... oh, Brad!'
The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you
The road was long, but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart, and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so!
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you've met Mum and you know Dad (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad for you too...
Oh Brad
Oh, damn it!
I'm mad
Oh, Janet!
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do
And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you
Damn it, Janet
Oh Brad, ah, I'm mad
Damn it, Janet
I love you