Lyrics:

Ah, the next point is very important
About the name of your song
'Cause we were very surprised
That you called it 'Jack Names the Planets'
And not 'Jack Names the Planet Nieuw-Vennep'
Because that's a good name for a planet
The center of the universe
Is Planet Nieuw-Vennep

We were walking, walking in two worlds
In the gardens of sunlight home
Bad children on the phone
Withheld me to withhold you
I said I'd kiss you if you want
You've got things back to front
I got a letter, I sent it back
I didn't like it, honey, what you had
Jack names the planets after you
Jack names the planets after you
Jack names the planets after you, you
When I turned, you had gone away
So I didn't skip upon that day
Morose feeling, small mind
Don't touch his face, you might like his kind
I said I'd kiss you if you want
You've got things back to front
Don't mind your spelling, it ain't so bad
Things like that, they never made me quite so mad as you
Jack names the planets after you
Jack names the planets after you
Jack names the planets after you, you

Jack names the planets after you
Jack names the planets after you
Jack names the planets after you, you
I wish you'd come back, every thing's ready for you
You are welcome if you plan to
You can come walking and you know where
You've gotta understand that you got to care
I said I'd kiss you if you want
You've got things back to front
My mother's dying, I've got to go home
But there's more, you won't be solely on your own, now
Jack names the planets after you
Jack names the planets after you
Jack names the planets after you, you
You, you
You, you
You, you