Lyrics:

Brrrruh, Stick-um, Ha ha ha Stick-um (2x)

What ever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?

What's up with the boots on your feet?
Please don't go, Suburban Rhythm,
All the other bands are just shit.

Well, Reel Big Fish said that they got it made
Because they signed a record company, they're gonna get paid.

I say they mess up all the lyrics and they got no style.
Say, they're gonna get it right, but it might take a while.
So, don't touch that dial.

Well, I've never seen the Knuckle Brothers uncut.
Well, say, never never playin' with the Scholars again.
I guess I never showed up.

So, what ever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?

Trey, will you please drop some bass and shit
Please don't go, Suburban Rhythm,
All the other bands are just shit.
You said it