You wined me and dined me When I was your girl Promised if I´d be your wife You´d show me the world But all I´ve seen of this old world Is a bed and a doctor bill I´m tearin´ down your brooder house ´Cause now I´ve got the pill
All these years I´ve stayed at home While you had all your fun And every year thats gone by Another babys come There´s a gonna be some changes made Right here on nursery hill You´ve set this chicken your last time ´Cause now I´ve got the pill
This old maternity dress I´ve got Is goin´ in the garbage The clothes I´m wearin´ from now on Won´t take up so much yardage
Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills Yeah I´m makin´ up for all those years Since I´ve got the pill
I´m tired of all your crowin´ How you and your hens play While holdin´ a couple in my arms Another´s on the way This chicken´s done tore up her nest And I´m ready to make a deal And ya can´t afford to turn it down ´Cause you know I´ve got the pill
This incubator is overused Because you´ve kept it filled The feelin´ good comes easy now Since I´ve got the pill
It´s gettin´ dark it´s roostin´ time Tonight´s too good to be real Oh but daddy don´t you worry none ´Cause mama´s got the pill
Oh daddy don´t you worry none ´Cause mama´s got the pill