Lyrics:

Mystery Achievement
Don't breathe down my neck, no
I got no trophies on display, I sign them away
I mean what the heck

All of your promises
Don't fill me with pride, no
I just want to get out on the floor
And do the Cuban slide, slide, slide, slide

But everyday, every night time I find
Mystery achievement, you're on my mind, on my mind
Everyday, every night time I feel
Mystery achievement, you're so unreal

Mystery achievement
Where's my sandy beach, yeah
I have my dreams like everybody else
But their out of reach, I said right out of reach

I could ignore you
Your demands are unending, yeah
I got no Ts on my skin
But you know me, I love pretending

But everyday, every night time I find
Mystery achievement, you're on my mind, on my mind
Everyday, every night time I feel
Mystery achievement, you're so unreal
(Repeat)