Lyrics:

I don't wanna meet your dad Don't wanna hump your sister Don't wanna do it to your best friend either I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister And leave me illin for the penicillin If you walk out I don't wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later its just over, over I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend I don't want a fairy tale to hurt me I don't want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo I know your thinking I'm a weirdo I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know Convince my friends I'm not a homo If you walk out I don't wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later its just over, over I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend I don't want a fairy tale to hurt me I don't want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend Tell everyone im good in the sack But all your friends were giving you flack And you just couldn't put up with that So no your never taking me back I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend I don't want a fairy tale to hurt me I don't want the girl from hell And I don't want to spend the time And I don't need no valentine My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend