Lyrics:

Six-pack in hand, stage dive to the pit
Hustle the ladies, got guerrilla tactics
I'm creeping through the show and I'm scanning for hoes
Girl's got a bag of sniffles, wanna do the no-no?
Get back to the bus, it's the end of the night
Yeah, back to the bus and get out of my life
'Cause I got people to see, hoes as freaky as me
I roll into the after-party with my boy Charles P (Sup, Funny?)
Picked up a few friends, now I'm dipping with bitches
Slapped the bitch to my right, I said 'Click it or ticket'
Girl feeling my ride, now she's getting suspicious
This a brand new Miata as I'm hitting them switches
I ride behind Charlie as he's popping a wheelie
I finally made it to the party, now he's copping a feely
See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heelies (Hi, guys)
Now I'm finna get down, yelling 'somebody, beer me'

So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't trying to get high alone

I rolled up to the party in my Honda
Funny followed me is his Mazda Miata
Damn, what a baller, top-down? What a primadonna
Those spinners that he brought are
Straight outta AutoZone for thirty dollars
Money? We have nada, let's go inside, I'll follow
They didn't let us in, so we hopped a
Wall, but I dropped you, that's when I lost you
I didn't try to call you, I ran into a crowd of celebrities and papa-
Razzi and they shot-a pictures of me and Dennis Hopper
Now I need a doctor, yo, Lil Jon, your (What?)
Crunk juice and vodka, it's turning me into a monster
One more shot and I'm a goner
But Charlie Scene, I saw you stick your dick in the salsa
I don't want no drama, I'd rather have my anaconda
Deep-throated by piranhas

So take these pills with me
Got them from J-D-O-G
Sense this urgency
'Cause I don't wanna get high alone
So take this ecstasy
They must be J3T's
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't trying to get down alone

Hey, who's going to the rave tonight huh?
Aye, we'll see Da Kurlzz there, he'll be rave-popping
Ah, Órale, fool
Now, who wants to get buzzin'?

So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain’t trying to get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny’s weed
Sense this urgency
‘Cause I ain’t trying to get high alone

I got the fuckin' munchies, bitch!
Hey, kick them down, fool
I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now!
Órale, órale, órale
I'm fucking horny now!