Lyrics:

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

The little old lady from Pasadena
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
But parked in a rickety old garage,
Is a brand-new, shiny red, super-stock Dodge

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner,
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard;
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

If you see her on the street, don't try to 'choose' her
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
You might try to 'go' her, but you'll never lose her
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
Well, she's gonna get a ticket now, sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner,
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard;
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go

The guys come to race her from miles around,
But she'll give 'em a length, then she'll shut 'em down

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner,
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard;
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny