Lyrics:

I got a girl with a little rubber head.
Rinse her out ever night just before I go to bed.
She never talk back, like a lady might do,
and she looks like she loves it every time I get through.

And her name is p.. i.. n k y.
P.. i.. n.. no lie.
K.. y.. me-oh-my.
$69.95 -- give her a try!

P.. i.. n k y.
P.. i.. n.. I cry.
K.. y.. don't be shy.
$69.95 boy -- give her a try!

Her eyes is all shut, in a ecstasy face.
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place.
Throw the little switch on her battery pack.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back.

And her name is p.. i.. n k y.
P.. i.. n.. I cry.
K.. y.. don't be shy.
$69.95 boy -- give her a try!

I got a girl with a little rubber head.
Rinse her out ever night just before I go to bed.
She never talk back, like a lady might do,
and she looks like she loves it every time I get through.

Her eyes is all shut, in a ecstasy face.
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place.
Throw the little switch on her battery pack.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back