Lyrics:
After oneWhole quartOf brandyLike a daisyI'm awakeWith noBromo-SeltzerHandyI don'tEven shakeMen are notA newSensationI've donePretty wellI thinkBut thisHalf-pintImitationPut meOn the blinkI'm wild againBeguiled againA simperingWhimperingChild againBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedAm ICouldn't sleepAndWouldn't sleepWhen love cameAnd told meI shouldn'tSleepBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedAm ILost my heartBut what of itHe is coldI agreeHe can laughBut I love itAlthoughThe laugh'sOn meI'll singTo himEach springTo himAnd longFor the dayWhen I'll clingTo himBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedAm IHe's a foolAnd don't IKnow itBut a foolCan haveHis charmsI'm in loveAnd don't IShow itLike a babeIn armsLove'sThe same oldSad sensationLatelyI've not sleptA winkSinceThis half-pintImitationPut meOn the blinkI've sinnedA lotI'm mean a lotBut I'mLikeSweet seventeenA lotBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedAm II'll singTo himEach springTo himAnd worshipThe trousersThat clingTo himBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedAm IWhen he talksHe is seekingWords to getOff his chestHorizontallySpeakingHe's atHis very bestVexed againPerplexed againThank GodI can beOversexed againBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedAm IWise at lastMy eyesAt lastAre cuttingYou downTo your sizeAt lastBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedNo moreBurned a lotBut learnedA lotAnd nowYou are brokeSo youEarned a lotBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedNo moreCouldn't eatWas dispepticLife was so hardTo bearNow my heart'sAntisepticSince youMoved outOf thereRomance, finisYour chanceFinisThose antsThat invadedMy pantsFinisBewitchedBotheredAnd bewilderedNo more