Lyrics:
I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guyI tell no tales I do no lieI am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guyHalo round my head to tough to dieMain attraction in a freak side showDown in the basement where the cobwebs growOn my last leg just gettin' byHalo round my read too tough to dieRainy days rain cool wineI'll scratch your back if you scratch mineHot sweat on my faceI feel like goin' out someplaceUp late light my chocolate sweetDown at the gym where the muscle boys meetI am very nice guy very sincereIn real good shape I have no fearAt the concert when the band comes onI am in the ring where I belongOn my last leg just gettin' byHalo round my head too tough to die