Lyrics:

"You know, we hear a lot about interactive television, but..."
"This is the newest channel
"I don't think it's gonna take many American soldiers being killed"
"Does night follow day? Does winter follow summer?"
"And now
"What are you doing?"
"Ha ha ha!"
"How many times you can turn on the tv, wondering, just what am I watching?"
"What the heck is on?"

One, two, three, four!

Now I'm back at home I'm pissed
Think of all the things I've missed
Blossoms and wisteria twist, wohoh
The power of my stain clenched fist, wohoh

Now my head is back in bits
Muggy bonehead bleedin' twits
I'm depressed with laughter fits, wohoh
The beauty of my girlfriend's tits, wohoh

Now depends on what you see
I get it all from my TV
I tuned it in so it's blurry
But it's good enough for me

Now my calls are intemised
Called before I realised
Did my thinkin' with my flies, wohoh
Filet 'o fish and fries, wohoh

Now back on the road to hell
Don't you know the feeling well
Who is lying I can't tell, wohoh
Dangerous but ain't life swell, wohoh

Now depends on what you see
I get it all from my TV
I tuned it in so it's blurry
But it's good enough for me

Now depends on what you see
I get it all from my TV
I tuned it in so it's blurry
But it's good enough for me

Now don't go taking liberties
I hate my insecurities
Frustration and anxieties, wohoh
I like seeing in families, wohoh

Now there's hope for everyone
It says so on channel 1
Really life has just begun, wohoh
Peace on Earth and Kingdom Come, wohoh

Now depends on what you see
I get it all from my TV
I tuned it in so it's blurry
But it's good enough for me
Good enough for me
Good enough for me
Good enough for me
But it's good enough for me