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There's hip hop stars like Eminem with lyrics that are sick
He's violent, crass and bigoted sounds like Stan Zemanek
Your hearing now the first and best voice of the outraged male
But things cant be all that bad when TISM's album fails

I'll do what Phillip Adams did If things get beyond the pale
I'll go on Radio National and save the freaking whales
You think my ratings aint so good, You should see their record sales
Things can't be all that bad when TISM's album fails

The TV show it got the chop, The film script aint got made
The wine bizzo went belly up, I even worked in Adelaide
I thought I told you once before the check is in the mail
But things can't be all that bad when TISM's album fails

Now I'm not a vindictive man, Aint got one vengeful pore
I could be dammned to time in hell or Stuart Littlemore
Steve Price could become dictator, while Australia sig heils
But things wouldn't be all that bad if TISM's album fails