Lyrics:

Spoken:

Record Dealer: Ah, yeah, we have a little green creature here, you have the word on that yet?
Another voice: Yeah, it's fine, they tell me it is allowed to be here
Record Dealer: Okay, thank you, alright. I, ah, I guess you, ah, got the authorization, ah, and sorry Mr. Sarsobian...
Mr. Sarsippius: Sarsippius you dummy
Record Dealer: I'm sorry, sir, so, ah, I guess this is where you gonna be doing the singing and stuff...
Mr. Sarsippius: It's about time. Guys gotta get together, you know, my time is valuable...
Record Dealer: Well, you gotta understand, a green looking lizard...
Mr. Sarsippius: My time is valuable
Record Dealer: I think the way they said it you, ah, you're auditioning, so, you're very fortunate to be here, so I think you take...
Mr. Sarsippius: Ok, let's&let's not get carried away with auditioning. And where is my hair stylist? I need a hair stylist
Record Dealer: Ah, that's enough, and they just said it, they said that you're allowed here, and they're gonna try to stall you on...
Mr. Sarsippius: And I need a dermatologist, you know, these scales kinda get, you know, they get in the way
Record Dealer: I don't know, they said that you can hear, come here and try to fill some tapes and when the fellas get there they can decide what they like to do with it
Mr. Sarsippius: Ok, what are we gonna sing, what you want me to do
Record Dealer: Well, you are supposed to know the material
Mr. Sarsippius: I know the material, what you want?
Record Dealer: How about "You lie and your breath stank" because...
Mr. Sarsippius: You lie and your breath stank?
Record Dealer: I hate to tell you, but you do have a problem with that, unless you can take care...
Mr. Sarsippius: Ah, now you try to be a comedian, huh? Alright
Record Dealer: I'm not trying to be a comedian, just trying to help, you keep missing...you got a big date ahead...
Mr. Sarsippius: Don't worry 'bout my breath, don't worry 'bout my breath, I can sing...
Record Dealer: Ohoh, you breathe on me and you talk that loud I have to...
Mr. Sarsippius: Then point your head the other way...ignorance