Lyrics:

You'll receive the federal funding;
You can't add another wing

You'll receive the federal funding;
You can't add another wing

Take your colleagues out to dinner,
Pay your brother to come and sing

Take your colleagues out to dinner,
Pay your brother to come and sing, sing, sing, sing-yeah yeah

You'll receive the federal funding;
You can have a hefty grant

You'll receive the federal funding;
You can have a hefty grant

Strategize this presentation;
Make them see that your the man

Strategize this presentation;
Make them see that your the man, man, man, man-yeah yeah
man, man, man, man, man-yeah yeah

You'll receive the federal funding;
you can pass the simple test

You'll receive the federal funding;
you can pass the simple test

You can access information;
make them see that your the best, best, best, best-yeah yeah