Lyrics:

I'm not good with numbers I just count on knowing when I'm high enough
A mule with only two legs counting steps toward dangling carrots don't add up
I think about you when I can and even sometimes when I can't I do
Once the driver knows you got good sense he takes away the carrots too

Getting all excited finding nothing that was never there before
It's like bringing flowers to your momma and tracking dogshit all over the floor
Jesus made the flowers but it took a dog to make the story good
I think about you when I can and sometimes when I don't I probably should

Tending bar in LA after dark must be like mining cartoon gold
Rocks that won't cooperate and tools that drive you crazy must get old
I think about you when I can and sometimes when I do I still get called

Sittin' in a bar in LA after dark with my sunglasses on