Lyrics:
You can call somebody captainUnder pressure you can flipYou can be a rock commandoBut you can't pilot the shipGroove a little baby, groove a little nowGroove a little baby, you might know what you wantBut I'll show you howYou can trip the light fantasticBecome a space grotesqueYou can fossilize your thought dreamsBehind a rusty deskYou might know what you wantBut I'll show you howYou can read the works of ShakespeareIn the Academy of LifeYou can punk the skunks of freedomWith you jeweled Etruscan knife