Lyrics:

'I saw him the next day while streaking a hallway.
We went to the same cooking school!
He majored in crepes and in almonds,
I studied desserts made with cheese.
We spent some time making love with the wind in the trees.
Oh, woah, oh, woah.
Soon we had classes together!
Sweet pastries and basic Chinese.
We learned to get fat.
Well, it comes down to that; it's the art of refined gluttony!'