Lyrics:

Not long ago in a place real far
I knocked this hutch in a grill slash bar
Fuckin' up some prawns and chips
Cuz Mac Dre don't eat omelettes
Suckin my teeth like I'm da shit
On Gin but I think it's time to switch
Bartender gimme somethin' strong
Don't won't no Ice Tea Island Long
Gimme Stogies wit rocks and lime
Man I get dat all 'da time
Throwback Steve Larkin #80
Looked up and I saw miss lady
On my momma
I aint fat-mouthin'
'Da bitch look like she could suck a thousand
Her ass wasnt really all dat giant
She must of been workin' dat on a diet
Man you know what she lookeded like?
Dat Filipino broad Jay used to like
Bottom line
She was fine
You don't see dis kind all da time
Man you know my first name is Mac
Walked up to her, pulled down my hat
I said, excuse me lady, is something wrong?
You been lookin' at pimpin' way to long.
Why do you keep on eyein 'da nigga?
Cuddie, 'da bitch start cryin' a river
I said' 'Whats wrong?'
Like I care
She said she caught her pimp fuckin' a square
I said, 'Damn you must be devastated'
She said, I been wit him since I graduated,
But wait a minute, you look familiar
I said, 'Come on now, look Cicilia,
Dats da oldest line in da book,
Dat's bunk like dope I used to cook
She said, uh, don't you rap?
I said, Yes it is I, Andre the Mack
She said, ell now if dats 'da case
Then waved five bow wows in my face
She said shes been my fan since she was twelve
And if shes gone choose it might as well be me
Da M to da D
Is dat five bow wow choosin' fee?