Lyrics:

DJ: Uh, go ahead.

Caller: I... I have a special friend and he's, uh, the Baby Jesus. And I love him. And, uh, he don't give me no shit. And he... he don't fuck around. And he's just the fucking coolest guy and... I, I just, I wanna say I love the Baby Jesus. I, I can't say it enough.

DJ: Yes, sir, uh...

Caller: Anyway, I love the Baby Jesus, and I think, uh, he's the best... thing. And that he's really, it's really great when he shares his love, because, um, he's got enough love for everybody. You know what I mean?

DJ: Um... I do, sir, but...

Caller: Yeah, he's like... I can't even see a manger without thinking about him, eh?

DJ: Uh...

Caller: Yeah, I, I just... I love him. I just love the Jesus and I just thought I'd phone up and just... uh, you know? Uh, I only been into him for a couple of hours, though, but I'm really into him.