Lyrics:

Pursed lips and tender hips
Turning, in my head
Writing poems in a corner booth
That I'd die, if she read
Seeing her in but a silver cross
Lying on her bed

No one can save us
From Kim the waitress
(Repeat)

Nobody can save us
From Kim the waitress
Always turns me on

Sometimes she comes with coffee
Leaning over, pouring
I'd like to gently pull her to me
Kiss her, with no warning
Seeing her some sunny Sunday morning

No one can save us
From Kim the waitress
(Repeat)

Nobody can save us
From Kim the waitress
Always turns me on

She doesn't come around anymore
And that bothers me (2x)
Yeah, it bothers me

Though I don't stand a ghost of a chance with her
She's pretty and that bothers me
So pretty and that bothers me
And it bothers me

No one can save us
From Kim the waitress
(Repeat)

Nobody can save us
From Kim the waitress
Always turns me down

No one can save us (2x)
Nobody can save us