Verse 1: In the event of something happening to me There is something I would like you all to see It's just a photograph of someone that I knew
Chorus: Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones.
Verse 2: I keep straining my ears to hear a sound Maybe someone is digging underground Or have they given up and all gone home to bed? Thinking those who aren't so distant must be dead?
Chorus: Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones
Verse 3 (repeat of verse 1): In the event of something happening to me There is something I would like you all to see It's just a photograph of someone that I knew
Chorus: Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jo - o - o - o - ones