Lyrics:

D-I-N-O-S-A-
U-R a Dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-
U-R a dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
You're just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan

Oh man
Why are you starrin' at me
Mack on me and my friends
it's kinda creepy
You should be prowling
around the old folks home
Come on dude!
Leave us alone

At first we thought that it was kinda ill when
we saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to make a killin'
Get back to the museum

D-I-N-O-S-A-
U-R a Dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-
U-R a dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
You're just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan

Hey dinosaur
baby your brain is frying
hey dinosaur
that's what you are HA!
hey carnivore
you want my meat, I know it!
hey dinosaur
that's what you are HA!
yeah, you're pretty old hahaha

Not long til' you're a senior citizen
And you can strut around
with that sexy tank of oxygen
Honey your toupee is fallin' to your left side
Get up and go bro!
Oh wait you're fossilized HA!

You sit down, buy me a martini.
won't go away my hips aren't sinking
'hey' you say 'wanna come with me?'
I'm about to barf seriously

D-I-N-O-S-A-
U-R a Dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-
U-R a dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
You're just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan

Hey dinosaur
baby your brain is frying
hey dinosaur
that's what you are HA!
hey carnivore
you want my meat, I know it!
hey dinosaur
that's what you are HA (x2)

D-I-N-O-S-A-
U-R a Dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-
that's what you are HA!
D-I-N-O-S-A-
U-R a Dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-
that's what you are HA!