Lyrics:

See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was... - Sing!
I have trouble with the... -
Note!
It goes all around my... -
Throat!
It's a terrifying... -
Thing!
See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was... -
Higher!
Which is why I disappear If someone says, 'Let's start a... -
Choir!'
Hey, when I begin to... -
Shriek!
It's a across between I... -
Squeak!
And a quiver or I... -
Moan!
It's a little like a... -
Croak!
Or the record player... -
Broke!
What it doesn't have is... -
Tone!
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy... -
Ding-a-ling
But I really couldn't... -
Sing!
I could never really... -
Sing!
What I couldn't do was... -
Sing! -
Three blind mice... Three blind mice... It isn't intentional! -
She's doing her best -
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind -
She gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in... -
Power
And all my friends Say I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a... -
Dance!
Guys are comin' in their... -
Pants!
I'm a birdie on the... -
Wing!
But when I begin to... -
Chirp!
They say, 'Who's the little...' -
Twerp!
Goin' 'pong' instead of... - '
Ping'!'
And when Christmas comes And all my friends go caroling
It is so dishearten -
Ning!
It is so disquiet -
Ting!
It is so discourag -
Ging!
Darling, please stop answer -
Ring!
See, I really couldn't -
Sing!
I could never really -
Sing!
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