Lyrics:

I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntanI work out in the heat and the coldSometimes I'd like to be the big, ba
d wolf'Stead of just another sheep in the foldI hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollarAnd cry about a luxury ta
xThey won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yachtI'd like to have a problem like thatYeah, I'd like to have a proble
m like thatShould I buy the Porsche or the stretch CadillacDo I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the backI'd like to
have a problem like thatI saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.He looked like a tall Tom CruiseHe's seeing Sheila and Bambi,
Linda and CandyThey're burning both ends of his fuseHe says he's suffocating, he needs a vacationFrom all the kissing and hu
gging, the sweet talk and lovingI'd like to have a problem like thatOh, I'd like to have a problem like thatBe a one-man wo
man juggling actHow many can you keep in the air before you lose trackI'd like to have a problem like thatI'd like to be to
o rich, I'd to be too thinI'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too inShould I kiss and tell, write a book on my lifeAnd
how much can I get for the movie rightsOh, I'd like to have a problem like thatBe a tabloid star at the checkout rackShould
I drag 'em through courtOr tell 'em to kiss my faxI'd like to have a problem like thatGive me those problemsI think that
I could solve 'emI'd like to have a problem like that