Lyrics:

Oh I don't want her
You can have her
She's too fat for me (3x)
Oh I don't want her

You can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat (3x)
For me

I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my jum, jum jumbo

Oh I don't want her
You can have her
She's too fat for me (3x)
Oh I don't want her

You can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat (3x)
For me

She's a twosome,
She's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some

Oh I don't want her
You can have her
She's too fat for me (3x)
Oh I don't want her

You can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat (3x)
For me

Can she prance up a hill?
No (5x)
Can she dance a quadrill?
No (5x)

Does she fit in my coupe?
By herself she's a brute
Could she possibly
Sit upon my knee?
No (3x)

Oh I don't want her
You can have her
She's too fat for me (3x)
Oh I don't want her

You can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat (3x)
For me

She's too fat
Much too fat
She's too fat for me