Lyrics:

(Lyle Lovett)She hates my mamaShe hates my daddy tooShe loves to tell meShe hates the things I doShe loves to lie
beside meAlmost every nightShe's no lady she's my wifeThe preacher asked herAnd she said I doThe preacher asked meAnd sh
e said yes he does tooAnd the preacher saidI pronounce you 99 to lifeSon she's no lady she's your wifeAnd I can't remember
How I met herSeems like she's always just been hanging here off my right armAnd I can't rememberHow I everThought that I j
ust couldn't live without a woman's charmAnd even thoughShe loves the smell of French perfumeAnd even thoughShe walks arou
nd in high-heel shoesAll I knowIs I'm the one who pays her priceMan she's no lady she's my wifeAnd I can't rememberHow I
met herSeems like she's always just been hanging here off my right armAnd I can't rememberHow I everThought that I just cou
ldn't live without a woman's charmYea she hates my mamaShe hates my daddy tooShe loves to tell meShe hates the things I do
She loves to lie beside meAlmost every nightShe's no lady she's my wife