Lyrics:

Nothign has broken
MR. Coffee has spoken
The familiar wake-up call
Sings to my ears
I wake up with a shrug
To the floor with a thud
Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug?

I can now face the day
On legal speed
The American way
I'm sketching
I'm seizing
I'm spazing
I'm shaking
I can not stop spilling on my brand new shirt

I'm wored
I'm so inspired
I drank the entire pot
So off to work
Here I come to save the day

On legal speed
The American way
Drinking coffee
I drink coffee
Drinking coffee everyday