Lyrics:

How come he don't come and P.I.P. with meDown at the meter no more?And how come he turn(ed) off the t.v.And hang(ed)
that sign on the door?Well we call and we call 'How come?' we sayHey what could make a boy behave this-a way, yeah?And he l
earn(ed) all of the lines, now, and every timeHe gonna s-stutter when he talksAnd it's true! It's true! He sure has acquired
this kinda cool and inspired sorta jazz when he walk(s)Where's his jacket and his old blue jeans,If this ain't healthy it is
some kinda cleanThat means Chuck E's in loveI don't believe what you're saying to meThis is something I got to see. Is he
here?I look in the poolhall. Is he here?I look in the drugstore. Is he here?No, he don't come here no moreWell I'll tell
you what, I saw himHe was sittin' behind us down at the PantagesAnd whatever is that he's got up his sleeveI hope it isn't c
ontagiousWhat's her name? Is that her there?Oh Christ, I think he's even combed his hair!And is that her? Well then what's h
er name?Oh, it's never gonna be same.That's not herI know what's wrong'Cause Chuck E's in love with the little girl singing
this songDon't you knowChuck E's in love, Chuck E's in loveChuck E's in love, Chuck E's in love ...Chuck E's in love with
me