Lyrics:

My wife lies down in a chair and peels a pear I know she's there
I'm making coffee for two just me and you
But I come back in with coffee for three
Coffee for three?

My dead wife sits in a chair combing her hair I know she's there
She wanders off to the bed shaking her head
'Robyn,' she said, 'You know I don't take sugar!'

My wife and my dead wife
Am I the only one that sees her?
My wife and my dead wife
Doesn't anybody see her at all?
No, no no, no, no no no no

My wife sits down on the stairs and stares into air
There's no one there
I'm drilling holes in the wall, holes in the wall
I turn round and my dead wife's upstairs, she's still wearing flares
She talks out loud but no one hears

My wife and my dead wife
Am I the only one that sees her?
My wife and my dead wife
Doesn't anybody see her at all?
No, no no, no, no no no no

And I can't decide which one I love the most
The flesh and blood or the pale, smiling ghost

My wife lies down on the beach, she's sucking a peach
She's out of reach
Of the waves that crash on the sand where my dead wife stands
Holding my hand

Now my wife can't swim but neither could she
And deep in the sea she's waiting for me, she's waiting for me
Oh, I'm such a lucky guy
'Cause I've got you baby and I'll never be lonely

My wife and my dead wife
Am I the only one that sees her?
My wife and my dead wife
Doesn't anybody see her at all?
No, no no, no, no no no no

No, no no, no, no no no no
My wife and my dead wife
Am I the only one that sees her?
My wife and my dead wife
Doesn't anybody see her at all?

My wife and my dead wife
Am I the only one that sees her?
My wife and my dead wife
Doesn't anybody see her at all?