Lyrics:

I got a call from my best friend this evening
He said he wasn t going out with us guys on Friday night
Yeah he was gonna change
For his new-found flame
To keep her satisfied
I just laughed and said Hey man
Well go ahead and try
Cause I gave up smokin,
Women and drinkin last night
And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
Now I ve heard it said
That too much fun ll kill you
And I ll be the first to tell you
That I don t wanna die
Too many twelve-ounce curls, pretty girls
And parties ain t advised
Well take it from me
Don t believe all that hype
Cause I gave up smokin,
Women and drinkin last night
And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
That s right
You can get hit by a truck tomorrow
So you might as well raise a little hell tonight
Cause I gave up smokin,
Women and drinkin last night
And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
Man it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
That s right
Never again