Lyrics:

C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay?
D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV
Or hear it on the radio?
Watch out for after school specials
Are we still okay?
Well, okay!
(You call) and I'll answer
Make me understand
How I have to hate you
That's quite okay
C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay?
D-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone
Or read it in a magazine?
Becoming after school specials
Are we still okay?
Well, okay!
(You call) and I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite okay
C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay?
D-d-d-d-do you still need me
Now that I'm a monster?
Paranoid media frenzy tells me I'm okay!
(You call) and I'll answer
Make me understand
How I have to hate you
That's quite okay
(You call) and I'll answer
You'll ask, and I'll lie
As I grow to hate you
That's quite okay, quite okay