Lyrics:

My cat - cool cat - good cat - pussy cat
When I see him walking, makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere, we watch him on TV
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a pussy super star
My cat - cool cat

My cat is everywhere, sees what he can see
He may not be an actor, he acts atrociously
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a pussy super star
My cat isn't crazy, he's everything to me
My cat burns the bible and he thinks it's so funny
He isn't very good, he isn't very smart
He may not be picasso, but he is a work of art
Hates me as much as I hate you

My cat - cool cat - good cat - pussy cat
When i see him walking, makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere, we watch him on TV
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a pussy super star
My cat isn't crazy, he's everything to me
My cat burns the bible and he thinks it's so funny
He isn't very good, he isn't very smart
He may not be picasso, but he is a work of art
My cat is handsome, he can play the guitar
He can break my arm in seven places
He can eat a whole watermelon
My cat (2x)