Lyrics:

If necessity is the mother of invention
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this
The numbers come together in some kind of 3rd dimension
A regular algebraic bliss.
Let's start with something simple

Like one and one ain't three
And two plus two will never get you five
There's fractions in my subtraction
And 'X' don't equal 'Y'
But my homework is bound to multiply

Math sucks (4x)
I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much
Math sucks (4x)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much, but math sucks

I got so bored with my homework
I turned on the Tv
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth
They asked the new Miss America 'Hey babe, can you add up all those bucks?'
She looked puzzled then just said, 'math sucks'

Math sucks (4x)
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it
Math sucks (4x)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much, but math sucks

Geometry, trigonometry, and if that don't tax your brain
There are numbers to big to be named (too big to be named)
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane

Parents fighting with their children and the Congress can't agree,
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers,
Quacking like those Peabody ducks

Math sucks - quack quack (2x)
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it
Math sucks (4x)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much, but math sucks

Math sucks, math sucks, math sucks the big one (4x)