Lyrics:

Play ball - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4
Wheres my per diem? - ladies and gentlemen, the Carl Reiner band
Hey Bobby, wheres the keys to the rent-a-car?
Jimmy, Jimmy, can I open the show in Atlanta please?
Warning, don't ever start a band!

He worked hard all year, just wanted a few weeks alone
But his old ladys into modelin', she cant get away from a phone
Besides she bitches about the mosquitoes
She says, down there there is nothing to do
Her goddamn phone never stops ringin'
Hell try the service in a day maybe two

Well hes on his third drink before the wheels of the plane leave the ground
Makin' points with the stewardess high over Long Island Sound
Shes also spending some time on the island
Too much city madness gives her the blues
They make a date to go dancin' and dinin'
It seems neither has that much to lose

The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
My thoughts arent too clear but dont run away
My girlfriends a bore, my job is too dutiful
Hell nobody's perfect would you like to play?
I feel together today

Well now thats just the start of a well-deserved overdue binge
Meanwhile back in the city certain people are starting to cringe
His lawyers are calling his parents
His girlfriend doesnt know what to think
His partners are studying their options
Hes just singin and orderin' drinks

The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
My thoughts aren't too clear but don't run away
My girlfriends a bore, my job is too dutiful
Hell nobodys perfect would you like to play?
I feel together today

The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
The skies are too clear lifes so easy today
The beer is too cold, the daiquiris too fruitiful
No place like home when youre this far away
I dont care what they say - I don't care

Hes goin back to new york pack it up and let everyone know
It was something that he should have done such a long time ago
Still time to start a new life in the palm trees
Ah, billy clyde wasn't insane
And if it doesnt work out therell never be any doubt
That the pleasure was worth all the pain

The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
My thoughts arent too clear but dont run away
My girlfriends a bore, my job is too dutiful
Hell nobodys perfect would you like to play?
I feel together today

The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
The skies are too clear lifes so easy today
The beer is too cold, the daiquiris too fruitiful
No place like home when youre this far away

Time for to play
I need time for to play
(Repeat)

I need time for to play (5x)