Lyrics:

What up dawg,
What you been up to?
Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out
Me and you,
We been down for awhile right,
We been here and there,
We been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But here me out
I didn't mean nothin' by it
I'm gonna make this quick,
I've been given your mom this dick
I don't know how it happened
I just know my nuts and the bitch was slappin'
I was over there mowin' the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
I went inside to make a phone call,
And there she was with a titty hangin' out her bra
One thing just led to another,
And the next thing you know I been fuckin' your mother

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
I never said I love the ho
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Never should'a trusted a juggalo

Don't hang up I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore.
I wasn't thinkin' how you was my bud
When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the milk dud
We broke out with your grampa's gin and got drunk
I fucked her with a bowlin' pin
She was freaky her niipples look like peanuts
Your mom is one of my favorite sluts
She likes lickin' from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick wtih one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
Growl, I chase her around in my underwear
I'll admit I like spankin' her butt
I used your sock to catch my nut
Don't worry I put it back
I new I better, that's prolly why yo toes been stickin' together

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
I never said I love the ho
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Never should'a trusted a juggalo

Please don't hate me
Maybe they call you the termihater
Please don't hate me
If this was a swamp, you would be an allihater
Please don't hate me
We could use a cold glass of haterade
Please don't hate me
Sure come on up take the elehater

Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal yo
It's bumpy and grainy,
I like the feel though
And I ain't tryin' to diss her either
I'm only sayin' I wish she would trim her beaver some.
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearin' a thong sometimes
It's alright with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the pee hole
And your dad's so dumb
He's knowin nothig here
I'm stuffin' her muffin
Not to mention the pickle buffin'
And I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spendin' the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fuckin' again
Alright, I'll talk to later, Peace Eminem
Oh

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
I never said I love the ho
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Never should'a trusted a juggalo