Lyrics:

One girl was called Jean-Marie
Another little girl was called Felicite
Another little girl was Sally-Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy

My name is Bill and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend ages taking ribbons from my hair

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I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am, I get it

Put your frock on, Jean-Marie
Flatten your hair, Felicite
Paint your nails, little Sally Joy
Put this wig on, little boy

Chorus

(Various ooh's and aah's)

I wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
I wanna come home all covered in mud

Chorus