Lyrics:

(hello, who?'s that speaking, please? )

I?'m on a party line,
Wonderin?' all the time,
Who?'s on the other end?
Is she big, is she small?
Is she a she at all?
Who?'s on my party line?

Wish I had a more direct connection.
This party line was here when I arrived.
And I?'m not voting in the next election,
If they don?'t do something about finding out
The person who is on my party line.

I?'m on a party line.
I?'m on a party line.

I can?'t speak without an interception.
This is private, please get off my line.
Please tell me when I can have my privacy.
I?'d like to meet the girl who?'s always talking
When I?'m speaking on my party line.

Wish I had a more direct connection.
This party line was here when I arrived.
And I?'m not voting in the next election,
If they don?'t do something about finding out
The person who is on my party line.

I?'m on a party line,
Wonderin?' all the time,
Who?'s on the other end?
Is she big, is she small?
Is she a she at all?
Who?'s on my party line?
Who?'s on my party line?
Who?'s on my party line?