Lyrics:

If I ask you difficult questionsIf I make improper suggestionsWould you find that a risk to your health?Would you pu
t me up on the bookshelfWith the books and the plants?Desperate but not seriousYour kisses drive me deleriousIf I were kind
and adoringHow would that be?Very borringMister Pressman with your penknifeAlways asking about my sexlifeAnd who with and
how many times?Desperate but not seriousYour kisses drive me deleriousAll the advice seems so unkind