Lyrics:

(StrummerJonesLevene)What the hell is wrong with me? I'm notwho I want to beI tired spot cream an' I tried it all I
'm crawling up the wall!What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door s
aid all full up!I got nicked, fighting in the road an' the judge didn't even knowWhat's my nameDad go pissed so I got cloc
kedCouldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lotOffers Mum a bribe through the letter boxDrives you fucking madWhat's my nam
eNow I'm round the back of your house at nightPeeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?I laugh at your locks with my
celloid stripAn' you won't know who cameWhat's my name