Lyrics:
Disorder in the houseThe tub runneth overPlaster's falling down in pieces by the couch of painDisorder in the houseTime to duck and coverHelicopters hover over rough terrainDisorder in the houseReptile wisdomZombies on the lawn staggering aroundDisorder in the houseThere's a flaw in the systemAnd the fly in the ointment's gonna bring the whole thing downThe floodgates are openWe've let the demons looseThe big guns have spokenAnd we've fallen for the ruseDisorder in the houseIt's a fate worse than fameEven the Lhasa Apso seems to be ashamedDisorder in the houseThe doors are coming off the hingesThe earth will open and swallow up the real estateI just got my paycheckI'm gonna paint the whole town greyWhether it's a night in Paris or a Fresno matineeIt's the home of the brave and the land of the freeWhere the less you know the better off you'll beDisorder in the houseAll bets are offI'm sprawled across the davenport of despairDisorder in the houseI'll live with the tossesAnd watch the sundown through the portiere