Lyrics:

The telephone's been ringin'
Ringin' off the wall

It's your Las Vegas lawyer
Another long distance call
He says you get the house and the car
And I get the clothes I got on
Now she's gone
Long, long, long, long gone
Now I'm a happy boy, yeah
She's long, long, long, long gone

Operator get me Manhattan
Get my baby on the line
Sooner or later she's gotta realize, yeah
That all my feelin's were for real
But maybe she was leadin' me on, yeah
Now she's gone
Long, long, long, long gone
Now I'm a happy boy, yeah
She's long, long, long, long gone, yeah, yeah

Yeah, she took the frigidair
She got my favourite chair
You could say she got the best of me
It's like a legal crime
But in a matter of time
She'll be back for the rest of me, oh, yeah

Yeah, she's gone
Long, long, long, long gone
Now I'm a happy gay, yeah
She's long, long, long, long gone, yeah

She's long, long, long, long gone

She's long, long, long, long gone, oh, yeah

She's long, long, long, long gone, oh, yeah

She's gone
She's long gone
Hey, baby