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Virus Alert lyrics

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really wanna give
you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous,
insidious computer virus If you should get an email with the subject,
'stinky cheese' Better not go taking your chances Under no
circumstances, should you open it Or else it will Translate
your documents into Swahili Make your TV record 'Gigli' Neuter your
pets, and give you laundry static cling Look out! It’s gonna make
your computer screen freeze Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off
your DVDs Look out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too />And the hard drive of anyone related to you Virus alert! />Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to
everybody Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your
walls It’ll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a
hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then, it will
tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls It’ll set your clocks
back an hour and start clogging the shower So just trash it now, or else
it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, Legally
change your name to Reggie, Even mess up the pH balance in your pool /> Look out! It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull />Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull Look out! />And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep Look
out! And make you physically attracted to sheep Look out! />Steal your identity and your credit cards Look out! Buy you a
warehouse full of pink leotards Look out! Then cause a major rift
in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the
place That’s right it’s a... Virus alert! Delete
immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to
everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone
gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your
friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody
now If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born />So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn Turn off your
computer and make sure it powers down Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole
in the ground Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine />Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online! /> Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! />Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete
immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to
everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone
gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your
friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody
now What are you waiting for? Just hurry up and forward this to
every single person that you know! Hit send right now!