Lyrics:

Us and them
And after all we're only ordinary men
Me and you
God only knows
It's not what we would choose to do

Forward he cried from the rear
And the front rank died
And the general sat
And the lines on the map
Moved from side to side
Black and blue
And who knows which is which and who is who

Up and down
And in the end it's only round 'n round
Haven't you heard it's a battle of words
The poster bearer cried
Listen son, said the man with the gun
There's room for you inside

'I mean, they're not gonna kill 'ya,
So if you give 'em a quick short, sharp, shock,
They won't do it again.
Dig it?
I mean he get off lightly,
'Cause I would've given him a thrashing
I only hit him once
It was only a difference of opinion,
But really, I mean good manners
Don't cost nothing do they, eh?

Down and out
It can't be helped that there's a lot of it about
With, without
And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?

Out of the way
It's a busy day
I've got things on my mind
For the want of the price
Of tea and a slice
The old man died