Lyrics:

Physical Sex
Many miles between you and me
And love is guaranteed to fail
Cos a fuck should be multi sensory
And you just cant smell an email
Phone sex cyber sex aint all that
I prefer to take my sex in its original format
So you know what you can do with that mousemat
Physical Sex
(With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex
Well i need to turn my horse around
But babys got the painters in
S-s-s-sporting a hat of the finest brown
Colour of the garden of Eden
Honey I always have enough, cos I feel
You give me just enough to make it really, really, really, real
Its somewhere to put my beer
Physical Sex
(With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex
Riiiiiiiiiiiing me
Physical Sex
(With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex