Lyrics:

Look at me I'm wonderful
Shooby-dooby-wah
I'm not a bit like you or you
I'm a super-show-biz-star
You all buy my records so I'd like to say
Some little ole cliche

He's a super, greasy, glossy show-biz star
in a black tuxedo he looks wunderbar
He has a slight American accent
And his body's so re-laxez
The big, black windows in his Yankee car
Say: He's a great, big, super-greasy-glossy-smarmy-show-boobooboo-biz-star, aagh!