Lyrics:

[Spoken]: Life's like that, isn't it. Only the other day, I was walking in the West End, when suddenly I was set upon by hordes of fans and admirers who wanted to... touch my toes. So I took sanctuary in a nearby cinema - normally, of course, I don't go in - but that day I saw something that really moved me. I'd like to share this wonderful experience with you... It's called 'The Sound Of Music'.

['Sung']
The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every song it hears